What's with indie bands and North American woodland creatures?

Directly outside my office window there is an immense billboard of her smug ain't-I-a-stinker? face reading "Whintey: she likes to do things HER WAY" Hohoho! What comedic Shakespeare crafted that tagline?

Was headline written in MadLibs?

Last time I had an Old-Fashioned orgy, I went through four bottles of Angostura bitters!