Cheers to Tim Duncan and Tony Parker making the All-Star team.

Reprehensive!

Was I being too defensive?

Jenny Lewis is a talented musician and also she is a cute redhead.

No, you're off YOUR case!

The Snopes Dog trial, made famous by the film: Inherit the Wind (Which Stinks of Marijuana)

Scrawl!

That's not a proper hashtag.

"And which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?"

so much depends
upon

ADELMANS FOR ALL

Even before Kevin Love's second injury, the Wolves were overachieving, much credit to coach Adelman. That said, this Clips/Wolves game would be much more compelling with Love on the court. Ditto Chris Paul, who has sat out the past 2 games, and may sit this one as well.

I pick to ignore this game and watch the Clippers.

Hey, no fair. I root for the Warriors as long as they're aren't playing the Clippers. Sucks about Curry, though. My god, can that dude shoot.

I just found this linked on my twitter archive. Yes, it still makes me laugh.

@worstposterever:twitter "Deep, philosophical thought" is what I call your mother's vagina.

@avclub-e131fa896265671584c9b01cb0ed51cd:disqus It's funny 'cause it's true.

How do the Spurs keep winning HOW HOW HOW HOW?

The Godzilla that failed.

Oh god — FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THAT MOVIE.