Haha, it's like she's fucking five.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus Carmelo is pretty durable. I'd be more worried about Chandler or possibly Kidd.

I hear your basketball team ain't too shabby, either.

I finished the first season of Archer on Netflix; it's great.

The Warriors are looking pretty good this year.

Hey, are you a Clippers fan?

I love you.

Which I'll promptly trade you for a Mary Worth phone.

Which I'll promptly trade you for a Mary Worth phone.

How can you look off into the distance and lie to me like that?

How can you look off into the distance and lie to me like that?

@avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus I laughed out loud at *shuffles notes*

@avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus I laughed out loud at *shuffles notes*

FIRST!

FIRST!

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus @avclub-489acfbfa4d2424403acb81699170ac2:disqus

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus @avclub-489acfbfa4d2424403acb81699170ac2:disqus

I know.

I know.

A shiny new donkey to whoever brings me the butt of the Big Butt Book girl.