A- for an episode of True fucking Blood.

"The world changes, and those changes mark the tick of some clock that seems to be winding down or speeding up, given the hour."

I will buy that book.

I've been reading these columns since the very first one, however long ago that was. It was a beautiful thing. The internet is a slightly kinder, gentler place than it was in those days - if you overlook all the tentacle porn - but back then it seemed like a fucking shark-infested wasteland. And then there was you, a…

I just poked myself in the eye with one of the arms of my glasses as I was attempting to log in. And now I have said more of substance than few of you will ever even attempt to say on this site.

I would add that Robert Downey Jr and Rosamund Pike should be in all the movies together.

I would add that Robert Downey Jr and Rosamund Pike should be in all the movies together.

I was pretty bummed to see Keith Phipps leave (although I hope the door's been left open for him to contribute the occasional review) but the fact that Noel Murray's still around and writing insightful reviews like this one somewhat alleviates my worries about my beloved AV Club.

I was pretty bummed to see Keith Phipps leave (although I hope the door's been left open for him to contribute the occasional review) but the fact that Noel Murray's still around and writing insightful reviews like this one somewhat alleviates my worries about my beloved AV Club.

I have a fucking account on your site. Stop making me click the 'Do Not Ask Me Again' button every time I want to read one of your articles. 'Do Not Ask Me Again'  should mean what it says. Do not fucking ask me again. I have an account, but maybe I haven't signed in because I don't have anything cogent to add to your…

I have a fucking account on your site. Stop making me click the 'Do Not Ask Me Again' button every time I want to read one of your articles. 'Do Not Ask Me Again'  should mean what it says. Do not fucking ask me again. I have an account, but maybe I haven't signed in because I don't have anything cogent to add to your…

Chincest.

Chincest.

Now I know why God created the internet. It was all leading to this.

Now I know why God created the internet. It was all leading to this.

Yep. I just logged in to say the same thing.

Yep. I just logged in to say the same thing.

We're probably soul-mates, Zack Handlen. 

We're probably soul-mates, Zack Handlen. 

I was under the impression that he had nothing to do with season 2. If that's not the case, I stand corrected.