Poor Vivien must think that every man in her life has some sort of strange elderly fetish.

It was like a challenge: "How can we move this guy from 'slightly arrogant' to 'a worthy victim of castration' in one line?"

(This was not an attempted firstie, I've actually never been an early enough comment on an AV Club review to even be concerned about whether or not my post looks like an attempted firstie. It feels funny and I don't like it.)

I actually enjoyed quite a bit of this episode. Especially the parts that involved none of the central family members.

While I'm not going to pretend I don't miss getting my weekly dose of Teti, I really enjoyed this. Agree especially on the strange place of the Sucklord within the show, being loud and honest while not being obnoxious. I can't think of a parallel in reality television. But I knew he was toast as soon as they began to…

This review was fucking hilarious. Ryan Murphy has really beaten you into perfecting criticism that comes from a place of love for the silliness and indefensible charm of the material.

You, sir, just blew my mind. Seriously, I don't know why I have thought that for years.

Is this a sequel to Legend of the Guardians? Because Legend of the Guardians was one of the most magnificent/strange/awful movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing.

Kung-Fu Panda was solid, and a great kick-start to DreamWorks as a production company capable of more than shitty Pixar knock-offs, but not nearly the best thing DreamWorks has made. They had that recent glut — Cloudy With a Chance, How to Train Your Dragon, Megamind — of incredibly good movies. All three are better…

It would make sense to have Trinity's son or Lumen come back as ghosts from Christmas past, as they're presumably still alive, still remember Dexter and still have some baggage in that area. I actually really enjoy the idea that we see some people Dexter's 'helped' becoming monsters themselves. Of course, that's what…

Really? So you can't complain about the show being poorly plotted, offensive, unfunny, or shallow? What can you complain about?

To be fair, the element of "I don't want to be doing this but I feel compelled" has been a facet of many of Dexter's victims before. I don't see how Travis would be different.

I expected this as well. The picture did nothing to deter this idea.

What more could you expect from a definition of 'punk' that is apparently exclusive to rich, famous men with some piercings and tattoos.

Oh, I figured that. Still found them much more sympathetic to her as a character. At no point did I feel she was supposed to be the "lowest form of humanity."

But where did the sand come from?

I was surprised the review noted all the Batman references but not the obvious "I'm just a regular ole reporter until I take off my glasses" bit.

I agree that you could feel some hesitation from Roday, but that didn't change the fact that it was pretty cleverly done.

I read some promo saying that Charlie Day was so funny, he might be as good on SNL as Justin Timberlake.

Between their mockeries of American Idol, the Jersey Shore and Catfish this show seems to have a real fondness for mocking something that's way past its moment in the zeitgeist.