Sean O'Neal for TV Club Editor!

Cause "Europe" is bollocks… Except for the wine, the food, the beer, the healthcare, the tall scandinavian women…

It exists!… Apparently.

Clyde forever!

Conan is officially irrelevant and I am sad.

Man, I want to root for the figure skater girls, but they could not be more charisma challenged even if they tried. :S

Tessa Virtue looks like this. http://www.sportsnet.ca/the…. That is all.

The cold open with Marnie was just pretty, you guys.

But still no dongs!

"Adam, the Etsy artist" is a spinoff waiting to happen, people.

Ice dancing is nothing but glorified ballroom dancing, but hey, at least that Canadian girl was cute, right?

She's a vortex I don't want to be sucked in.

Totally agree, but then how can Slate survive and OMG, the children!

That is the face of a man who uses way too much product.

Now, can we get a column about college football?

Six seasons and a movie in which Boyd and Raylan go mano a mano?

"Applause"

To quote Bill Maher: They [the French] have public intellectuals. We have Dr Phil.

Well, you know that Spiderman musical is gonna do sweet ass ratings, right?

Avenue Q, please!