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God that stuff was awful.
I was wondering whether our proud northern heritage of ironic beer drinking would come up. Well done.

Better yet, just make the Aubrey Maturin series into a game, complete with hard-core debauched sloths.

Well, you know, Hadrian schlepped all over the Empire. Clearly he was looking for something, and if not hidden Platonists then what? And why the cover-up of Antinous' death, huh? WHAT WERE THEY COVERING UP?

Like hell. Kiki'd have been slung out on his ass after ten minutes of not putting out. And then the Colonel would have sent to Dan a list of celebrity gays most need of a schmack in the mouth.

I wonder if Martin's ending includes blowing up the Chicken Man?

Is this the episode where he refers to a faxtrola?

It's the second gayest song of the 80s', the first being 'Smalltown Boy' and the third 'True.'

Perhaps a hmmn ummn proces verbal would be more mmmm hmm suitable?

Piett was cool. I liked Veers as well. He drove his ATAT with flair, delivered his lines with aristocratic insouciance ("you may commence your landing") and he had a colour-coordinated breastplate.

Ah, but he can … with his housekeeper May. He knows what lasting love is about. It's about almost-perfect eggs in tiny little cups.

Thanks! I have to say I like the Simpsons version better, but since I have no knowledge of music, I can't say why. I don't like fish sticks or saliva so it's not the associations.

So, not to be too nerdly but which bit of the Myst soundtrack? I've always kind of liked the unprocessed fish-sticks theme and have been trying to find it for a while.

The Jawas had it coming, and as for Owen and Beru, they shouldn't have lipped off like that.

Yeah, that's not a good assumption to make.

That would be brilliant, especially if they are based on the two surly, lazy, drunk teen detectives from 'Hark A Vagrant'.

Only if the box height is sufficient to permit auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Do! It seemed to work for me in Toronto, if you take an expansive view of 'five years'.

Well done.

My experience of lesbian dress code is that it's the same thing the twinks were doing five years before, so it checks out.

Ouch, that has to be disconcerting. I was much luckier. I was on serzone (didn't work) so the shrink suggested (as one does) to add wellbutrin. Didn't work and I was low on cash so I dropped both and had this rebound effect whereby I had my fifteen-year-old sex drive for a summer.