That's terrible. Glad you're out and hopefully you can have the legal stuff wrapped up okay pretty soon.

Whoa, assless houppelande! If I ever get apprentices, I'm totally making them wear that.

Thanks! But I would know, and feel shame.
Perhaps it's time for IvotedforKodos to enter the dating sce—- it was a BAND? Goddamnit.

Curse you, I was thinking of using this as a nick on a dating site (without the Mrs.) and gloating that no-one would get it and now I can't!

Thank you. The mental image that line produced of the action onstage and the faces in the audience front row have had me laughing since yesterday.

Rubbish. The devout Catholic rulers of France were perfectly happy treating the pope as a chew toy when they felt like it. Phillip IV even sent a hatchet man to kidnap Pope Boniface. I have no idea whether Hitler was a Catholic or planning to kick the pope around isn't evidence one way or the other.

Dropping a mile-wide asteroid on the dump and mining the lifeless remains would be an even better strategy.

Do you realise how naive you sound? Gollums and pixel-men can't use their hair to have sex!

I thought it said 'Dances with Smurfs"? Or was that just South Park?

His whole little speech is gold - he lays out the casus belli like a demented little Churchill.

They don't use him enough. What was the episode in which he's given testosterone to lower his voice and "now all I want to do is fight all the time." [beat] "What're YOU lookin at?" Martin's parents were pretty terrible.

Stripper names. Never name your kid something like that unless you want him to end up doing really bad, cheap porn.

The Magician's Nephew has Charn in it! How could it ever be bad?

Thing is, I thought Calormen was a much more interesting place than twee old Narnia. It was a real empire with cities and fat tyrants and proud lords who liked to buy blond boys. Narnia had talking rabbits.

Brick was weird and wonderful. It was the first thing I saw JGL in. The second was 'Mysterious Skin'. That was … a little hard to watch.

Yeah, the letter-writer was a little snot but you're right. And the gay idea of 'hotness' is very, very narrow. I think the only physical metric on which gay men are more open-minded than women is height.

I thought she'd been a gay icon for a while already? There was a time when every annoying twink on the internet had 'toxic' somewhere in his nick.

"They're more afraid of you, than you are of them."
"That's bears, Mom."

Exactly. Alas, I was neither talented nor hot.

That's why your generation's sole talent is spamming the internet with naked selfies. Whereas River and me, our generation had the awesome power of overdosing while we were still hot.