Well, for years I've been claiming that but people wouldn't believe me.

Well, for years I've been claiming that but people wouldn't believe me.

Ok, am I the only one who thinks that the pan over the field of mangled children and sad trumpety music is a parody of the shot of the Confederate wounded at the train station in 'Gone with the Wind?'.  Also, seems to me that 'the boathouse was the time' is a 'Maurice' reference.

Ok, am I the only one who thinks that the pan over the field of mangled children and sad trumpety music is a parody of the shot of the Confederate wounded at the train station in 'Gone with the Wind?'.  Also, seems to me that 'the boathouse was the time' is a 'Maurice' reference.

This movie caused our HS D&D group to introduce the concept of 'fuckable plate', that is to say, plate you could fuck in. I protested that 'fuckable' implied that it was the armour you'd be doing it to, but was shouted down.

This movie caused our HS D&D group to introduce the concept of 'fuckable plate', that is to say, plate you could fuck in. I protested that 'fuckable' implied that it was the armour you'd be doing it to, but was shouted down.

Ach, goad, Ah'm gaunae puke pure humiliation.

Ach, goad, Ah'm gaunae puke pure humiliation.

Except he'd probably spell it 'discrete' and the ad would probably include something offensive like 'no fats or asians lol'.

Except he'd probably spell it 'discrete' and the ad would probably include something offensive like 'no fats or asians lol'.

Peter Greenaway? 'The Ughnaught's Contract', perhaps. Or 'Yoda's Books' featuring naked John Gielgud? I know, dead, and pungent, but still…

Peter Greenaway? 'The Ughnaught's Contract', perhaps. Or 'Yoda's Books' featuring naked John Gielgud? I know, dead, and pungent, but still…

I could kind of get into a hard-bitten stormtrooper colonel screaming 'Rebbie don't surf!!" and liking the smell of burning ewoks in the morning.

I could kind of get into a hard-bitten stormtrooper colonel screaming 'Rebbie don't surf!!" and liking the smell of burning ewoks in the morning.

Cup-bearer-rape is guaranteed pregnancy free and therefore, I suspect, was the Olympian version of birth control.

Cup-bearer-rape is guaranteed pregnancy free and therefore, I suspect, was the Olympian version of birth control.

I've never understood this objection. We were British then, so why shouldn't our regulars defend us and burn down the White House for us?

I've never understood this objection. We were British then, so why shouldn't our regulars defend us and burn down the White House for us?

Not with a stolen dick.

Not with a stolen dick.