Where's the orc love? No 'King Bolg's Big Bolus'? No 'Deep-Fried Goblin Imp, Gollum-Style'?

Where's the orc love? No 'King Bolg's Big Bolus'? No 'Deep-Fried Goblin Imp, Gollum-Style'?

How'd that happen? I was replying to the post below!

How'd that happen? I was replying to the post below!

In his youth, in the West, that is forgotten? I wouldn't put it past Jackson to try to work in the scene where Gandalf et al are told to hie themselves to Middle-Earth and sort things out, if he had the rights to the material.

In his youth, in the West, that is forgotten? I wouldn't put it past Jackson to try to work in the scene where Gandalf et al are told to hie themselves to Middle-Earth and sort things out, if he had the rights to the material.

Disappointing. I'd been hoping that Cashzilla would go head to head with Gamblor, he of the Neon Claws.

Disappointing. I'd been hoping that Cashzilla would go head to head with Gamblor, he of the Neon Claws.

I'm sad. This has James Purefoy AND wheelock pistols. It should have been good.

I'm sad. This has James Purefoy AND wheelock pistols. It should have been good.

I resent this. We actually pronounce it 'aboat'.

I resent this. We actually pronounce it 'aboat'.

It was the LARPER who should have felt shame (1) for not knowing what his team name meant and (2) for being a LARPER.

It was the LARPER who should have felt shame (1) for not knowing what his team name meant and (2) for being a LARPER.

"I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another…and I've never forgotten my background and skills as a DJ."

"I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another…and I've never forgotten my background and skills as a DJ."

"manroot". I saw this in a book when I was a tween and even then I rolled my eyes.

"manroot". I saw this in a book when I was a tween and even then I rolled my eyes.

"Behold Melkor, proudest of the Ainur!"

"Behold Melkor, proudest of the Ainur!"