The real criminals are those behind the South Sea Bubble! Occupy the 'Change!

In order to make that work, Jar Jar'd have to die on his way back to Alderan.

Probably Smither's best line ever. I remember being surprised that they got away with it.

MiniSnark, surely?

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Oh, yes. And against very strong competition, since Cox's and Hurt's characters were also advanced studies in vileness.

Ronin mad-dog Irish Pryce would do.

Unforgiven and The Godfather.

You know very well that nobody's gay for Moleman.

14 carat Homer is a classic. The best part is Burns cowering before the aureate behemoth that Homer has become, and quavering "All hail King Homer!". I mean, as if Burns would even blink at a lousy $140 million.

John Rhys Davies as Macro, too.

If they cast Colfer as an elf, they'd have someone with whom Orlando Bloom would look credible as a top. And that's not easy.

Well, they cast someone to play Azog, who we all know is the father of Bolg, the maximum goblin in the novel. Azog snuffed it during the War of Dwarves and Orcs so we can hope for some good, heavily-bearded battle flashback, featuring a young Thorin Oakenshield.

It's a fun period. The three unifiers, Nobunaga, Toyotomi and Ieyasu are fascinating characters.

The Honourable Schoolboy
Why don't they do that one? It has the advantage of not being a remake, and Firth would be a pretty good Westerby.

Ian McNeice as Roddy Martindale. Presumably Firth is Haydon? He's too much for a second-banana role like Guillam or Lacon.

Yes! Best part of it was CBG's pathetic Melkor costume. Second best is Wikipedia noting that he'd said 'Ainu' when it should have been 'Ainur'.

Don't remember Gettysburg's soundtrack but the soundtracks for LOTM and M&C are great. Also, same period, Barry Lyndon.

Sounds like Matt Sims. But then, twinky and ADD would be necessary conditions for gay party promoters, Torontian or otherwise.

Hymns?
Abide With Me, O God Our Help in Ages Past? They sing them at funerals so it's even okay. In the same vein, 'Flowers of the Forest'.