All I can see when I look at that stamp is Chris Pratt. It doesn't even really look like the actual photo of O'Connor it's taken from.

You could get paid a Tone Loc to do the Wild Thing.

Hell, if I were the NYT reporter I'd just hand my pen and pad over to Trump and skip the conversation part.

Working title: Since If I'm Gonna Do It

Obviously they simmered him in Doo-Doo Butter.

There's also the fact that R. Kelly is literally on record, uh, "paying less than minimum wage"

"Not even a well-timed dab can stop one of those."
A well-timed (or ill-timed, for that matter) dab is legal basis for a class-action nuisance lawsuit.

Hell you say. Take it back or step over this line.

"But the burning question is: How do you pronounce "Appalachia""
"The mountains"

You're one of the good ones, Souse.

Next Sunday, A.D.?

This does seem especially suited for chicken, which as the article says doesn't get enough love regardless of your regional BBQ leanings (Memphis all the way here, FTR).

Col. Mustard is a rope or revolver kinda guy. If you've been killed by a candlestick, odds are Mr. Green's your man.

Wouldn't Stone Cold in a cabinet position violate the separation of church and state?

The Triple Cage was a WCW concept, so it'd never happen.

On formal occasions, would he be "President Coach Ditka" or "Coach President Ditka?"

Been looking forward to it since the first teaser.

Ah, I saw the Review version and didn't realize the article was that much older. He was right but is now wrong, through no fault of his own.

That thing doesn't even make sense. Making it that wide is counterproductive to the entire chalupa-eating process.

"only good BBQ can be found in Texas!"
Not even Texans can claim this with a straight face.