Holy shit, I thought he was wearing an apron for some unknown reason.

Check out "For What It's Worth" as well. The bit on spying on white people grocery shopping is both hilarious and subtly pointed ("The chicken and giblets are over there, you must be lost. These are vegetables" "Ain't no vitamins in that shit"), and IIRC there's some foreshadowing of his Chappelle's Show departure;…

"Because fuck 'em, that's why!"
Having worked in multiple customer-service-related jobs, I agree wholeheartedly.

Going to be just a wee bit spoilery here, but A) the show hasn't yet topped "Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes," B) that's fine because you can't top "Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes." That episode is mind-alteringly good.

That would negate the whole "Dave Chapelle" virginity thing, wouldn't it?

Yeah, Gatsby is super accessible and I think people who haven't actually read it would be shocked that it's not some ponderous brick of a book. As a student I thought it was overrated because it's not especially subtle, but as an instructor I've developed an entirely different kind of appreciation for it.

That handshake was to cement Elvis' appointment as CIA World Heavyweight Karate Champion*. The Elvis in that photo was more hips than hip.

And with your comment, of the username/comment thread variety! Speaking of which, do you have any suggestions for building a spite apartment on the landing between me and my neighbor who sits out on his balcony and watches TV at max volume at 3 a.m.?

That point was before western civilization.

That's how pious Christians read the Old Testament. They don't read the New Testament as much as you'd think.

"You'll want to look pretty though, in [this artist's] video"

I enjoy OMC's pronunciation of "bizarre" in How Bizarre.

Boondock Saints epitomizes nothing other than terrible movie liked far too much by terrible people.

The 90s
Martin Lawrence was considered a lead somehow

I'm sorry, what? Did you say, "Utes?"

You have to watch enough MST3K episodes to choose which host is best.

Wouldn't the "Connie Mack's" part have just been presumed? Like, if someone mentioned "The Spite Fence," everyone would just know Connie Mack had something to do with it.

"he'd be sent packing to be a burden to his family"
Ooh, they could even build a spite house (of the Southern variety) for him to live in!

Hey, if anyone knows about surrounding a handful of star players with a bunch of also-rans the average fan needs an 8-page program to sort out . . .

You know how they get that microscopic octopus on the space station?