That's . . . what . . . Christ.

"The sheriff is near!"

The problem with those comics is that they tend to have the worst material.

Venom can be warranted.

And the only counterargument Lanny gives is, "Randy loved her and he would never have treated her like that. Besides, he had to treat her like that because you couldn't trust all the other wrestlers back then."
Lanny Poffo, surprisingly not a Genius.

"Chinese Martial Arts is about the philosophies which underlay it which
temper it with compassion, while Japanese Martial Arts are about brute
strength"
That trope's been around at least since The Chinese Boxer

You got sick because uncircumcised dicks are gross.

It took 9 clicks for me to get to Werra Railway. I want my money back!

One of my brother's students once answered a state history test question "What did the term 'Scalawag'* mean?" by quoting Project Pat lyrics ("someone with no hair on the back of they neck").

All editions of Dante's Inferno at the University of Arkansas have been revised: Satan chews on Judas, Brutus, and Marcus Monk

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FARTS!

Well doesn't that make you special.

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For the most part, fans of comics don't seem to dig fun.

Lighten up, Francis. You sound like a cartoon character who just snorted coke for the first time.

Those last couple of lines made me realize that Reeves managed to become the kind of action actor (not just star) that Seagal could have been if Seagal hadn't preferred to get fat and do precious little else.

Even a single use of a shiv involves multiple uses of the shiv, if you're doing it right.

It's Ving Rhames, and I wouldn't bring up his weight.

"but I'm feeling 22"
I don't even know what the fuck that means but it kinda makes me angry. I'm too old for this shit.

It doesn't mean that every person in the culture is cool with rape.