That would sound more like a real possibility if the cabinet were fit.

That's kind of a real thing.

Next to Trump, Nixon looks great.

It really is beyond lying though. This is some sort of transcendent, next-level bullshittery.

True, but white college kids and painfully hip internet writers are doing their best to overuse it to the point of meaninglessness.

There's really no way to quantify bdsm scat porn viewers.

I think we should let Poland weigh in on that.

Is that some sort of off-brand See-n-Say?

I suggest that he says things and means nothing.

I guess I'm not in need of a bellyrub, but I ain't turning them down either.

I wouldn't say it's absolutely indicative of nothing, but it's hardly a definitive indicator either.

He's not even acting like a sore winner; he won, but he's acting like a sore loser and that (mostly the loser part) isn't playing well with a good number of his constituencies. There's also the fact that, unlike during the campaign where he managed (mostly) to cast attacks against him as attacks against his…

Showtime free months were the tits. Literally and figuratively.

It's because anime sucks.

Sounded pretty meh until you got to "Jose Canseco shirt"

"Ticks" are bloodsucking creatures. "Tics" are involuntary actions, like spasms or involuntary swearing, so it still works.

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The resemblance is striking

That's not how sentences work.
She also said there's no way to quantify crowds.

Fact facts or alternative facts?

Lies. It's always been cool. See: Joe Louis