They had crinkle cut fries for a while about two years ago that were OK, but I don't know what happened to them.

No.

Same: Five Guys is for that finals-week-is-over celebration that I and mos . . . I mean all of my students are still alive.

In-N-Out's fries belong at 25th on a list of 15.

True story: the worst gastric distress and subsequent dump I've ever had/taken was due to kale.

I seriously doubt that being First Lady is anything approaching fun on a regular basis.

Although a huge percentage of eligible voters think like children. Weird, I know.

Plus it had pancakes

Holy shit, check this out:
Frank Devereaux, 52, male
September 4, 1883
Wild
Cheboygan, Michigan
Devereaux and the bear's corpses were found in the woods. There were indications that the bear and man fought each other.

Capri pants.

That's Judges 19, and while the story doesn't condone the act it's one of the passages that withholds any explicit condemnation as well. Still, no one in that story comes off well, as it ends with basically a civil war and there's some implication that that was motivation for the Levite to hand over his concubine to…

Three hours later the picture's still fuzzy and the sound fades in and out?

"minge" is a terrible euphemism, on sound alone.

I don't think the number really matters so long as they're Russian.

Some comedians are good at finding the humor in politics, but it seems like there's way too much clapter*-driven comedy out there now.

I looked up some of her poetry and I think you're pretty much on the money there.

That covers slavery pretty clearly. And if you'd said that it doesn't always condemn rape as strongly as more modern readers would like (in some places it does, or that it unsurprisingly has really primitive views on what constitutes consent, or is inconsistent in its prescribed punishments for rape (ranging from a…

It just looks like a less dramatic Sister Abigail to me.

Not arguing your overall point, but where in there is rape presented as acceptable?

Jericho was already a Grand Slam champion (WWE/WCW/WHC all checked, IC and European titles, and every tag variant except the new SD titles, plus the Hardcore title for a hot second). Prior to the creation of the Universal title and the Smackdown tag titles, he'd held every WWE belt he's been eligible for with the…