Played a King's Fall raid in Destiny once with a guy who was pushing 80. He sounded like Old B.O.B. from The Black Hole. He was also really, really bad at running the invisible platforms on the Sisters encounter, but at least I don't remember him blaming the Jews for 9/11 like a different guy in that raid did.

OOH! OOH! OOH!

Like anyone and their mother would be angry about that.

"Careful inspection of the rules does not seem to preclude ostensibly straight dudes from being eligible to win."
THE VAPORS, I'VE CAUGHT THEM

Classes start back for me tomorrow, and it's spring so it's Comp 2, which is rhetoric focused (1 is narrative focused). I'm still kinda at a loss as to whether I should teach the course as usual and encourage my students to learn to spot bullshit so they aren't taken in by it, or if I should just go in tomorrow and…

Which really isn't a thing, so I'm right on the internet again! The 1.000 internet batting average continues!

One more reason to stick to Fiddle Faddle!

I've always just assumed that somewhere in the seventh decade of life, every male pulls on a pair of dress socks that just fuse with the leg and never come off after that point.

"We ought to be debating the science"
This particular science has already been debated, and the scientists won the debate pretty handily.

Why can't everyone learn to steam carrots, like God intended, instead of boiling them? You get hot carrots that are still firm to the bite, it's the best of both worlds.

A few cereals benefit from soaking up some milk. Despite claims to the contrary, Cap'n Crunch does soften up a bit, and needfully so since eating it dry is just this side of eating shattered glass. For me personally, I like Life cereal a little soggy, but that's a tightrope as it will turn to complete mush on you if…

Canned peaches, especially, which seem to be one of the more popular canned fruits for some bizarre reason. My grandparents had a couple of peach trees behind their house when I was growing up, so maybe I got kinda spoiled, but the gap between fresh and canned peaches has to be the biggest of all fresh/canned gaps. …

Who is putting melon in their fruit salad? Put the melon on the side like a civilized human being.

Pretty much the same here. Love all sorts of tomato-based sauces and condiments, like tomatoes cooked in most things that have tomatoes cooked in them, but raw tomato? Hell to the naw.

I'm not a picky eater at all and I don't consider kale and quinoa food.

Sushi. It's pretty much the only way I'll consume avocado, although I do prefer rolls with cucumber instead.

Hell, now that I'm started I'll just fantasy book it:
RAW after the Rumble—Steph throws some offhand shade at Nia Jax (a thinly veiled size insult, say)
Next week—Steph starts to go off on Sasha, only Sasha's had enough and really rips Steph. Steph punishes Sasha by putting her in a match against Nia. Match is set to…

You don't even need the "Loser Leaves" stipulation. Have Sasha beat Steph, the rest of the locker room is emboldened and starts ignoring/insulting Steph right back, Hunter comes in to get the locker room back in line and you can do a sort of "Loser Leaves" match then (where the stipulation is that Stephanie retains…

Scooter Enzo in NXT was tremendous. Says something about the dire state of RAW's writing when they can take something that has proven hot fire in the past and turn it into just another garbage fire.

Flubbing a line, especially a common cliche like "hold a candle to . . .," is on the performer, not the writer[s]. There's plenty of reasons to criticize WWE's writing, especially for RAW, but that ain't one of them.