"When we consider that character's existential crisis, her emotional turmoil over the disappointment at the horrifying transformation of the man who had once loved her, and her willingness and ability to kill, we see at the end of the season a Dolores who was nothing like the seemingly simple-minded character who…

I love Anthony Hopkins tasting his dialogue as much as anyone, but he might not have even been top 5 on that show.

The back half of Westworld didn't help Wood, as her part got increasingly repetitive, while Newton's role picked up considerably. Both of them, and the show in general, would have benefited from a few more episodes to let some of the later reveals breathe and further inform the characters. And what about at least…

You will apologize to Idris Elba and you will do so right now.

They are at least aptly named.

Well, we've all kind of concluded as a culture that videogame movies suck—based on videogame movies invariably sucking—but even if that weren't the case, advertising that your movie is based on a videogame starts automatically narrowing your audience to
People who played the game
Out of people who played the game,…

War on Death Stars

I'd give a Red Dead movie a shot.

Marky Mark Damon.

Alpha?

"I'm going on break."

Don't forget all the deaths of beloved musicians and iconic actors/actresses in between.

Probably the only person in the galaxy to shit-talk Vader AND Tarkin.

2009 was a lot of jabs and a couple of sharp right crosses. 2016 is throwing buckets of grenades that explode into thousands of knives.

Hey, don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!
*holds breath*

Well, since apples
A) don't grow on trees
B) taste like shit
C) look like shit
then it can't possibly be an apple.

I just tried to go with what I thought would creep out most people. Really, it's the hog-nosed rat that gives me the willies. And ninja sharks are the last thing any of us needs.

http://www.newsweek.com/21-…
Take a look at that header photo and shove "New animals discovered" right up your ass.

Yours not to reason why, Jamison!

Somebody needs to sign for this drum of Doo-Doo Butter.