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marcus75
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Seagal practices energy conservation throughout. It's subtextual.

No, that's Air Force One.

When asked about Seagal, he turned into a Hard Target.

The graph looks like a guy surrendering.

I'm not sure Seagal's ever attempted a kick.

That doesn't look like an actual funeral so much as a vigil or wake.

A swift kicking is a lot easier to take on a full stomach.

I didn't even know they were a funeral thing. I've had them at nearly every church pot luck I've ever been to (a lot. A LOT), and I'm not Mormon either.

Why can't it be two things?

Too much text in that Dunkirk trailer, but that shot of the soldiers looking up one by one could be the whole thing for my money.

If you are in any way disparaging "Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes" there's going to be trouble.

Truly a man ahead of his time.
And behind your mom.

Imagine if L. Ron had stuck around long enough to learn about midichlorians. Would he have sued? I'd like to think he would.

Not an original film.

Khartoum. Ahhhh, Khartoum.

Teddy shot MIB a half-dozen times, basically like shooting him with paintballs except with no paint.

I do hope they keep on with the Miz vs. Bryan (via surrogates) angle. Given WWE's shoddy mid-term (let alone long-term) memory, it's nice to see a feud with roots this deep. Not to mention that in a roundabout sense, Miz is kinda-sorta the babyface of their rivalry while still being one of the most consistent heels

That's you looking for something that doesn't have to be there. So what if Arnold's character accepts everything at face value? The narrative doesn't indicate that he's wrong but it also doesn't confirm that he's right.
THAT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT

Whooooooooosh
It's right there in the title.
It's the central conflict of the narrative.
It's not questioned in the kind of overt manner you apparently wish it was, but that doesn't mean it's not questioned. You just missed it.

Reminds me of a guy I know who, in reference to an older relative with terminal cancer, referred to it—in earnest—as "hostage care."
This was the same fellow who referred to his own torn rotator cuff as his "rotor cup."