one of my english projects in high school was a 100 page story about mark wahlberg going back in time to stop the OJ murders.

gingrich is losing supporters all over the place now

Dane Cook, after he nearly ODs on coke and finds jesus:

stop dressing like my brother you hipster asshole

Not these clowns again!  How do they always know when each other is posting?

The 19th Century was right to be racist towards these people.

my uncle's inside me.

fucking chipwrecked!

Fuck yeah!  I knew I saved all those old Trapt CDs for a reason!

I remember hating Korn, Disturbed, Linkin Park and all those shitty bands when they came out.  I was like 10 years old, and an incredibly stupid  10 year old at that.  How the fuck did these guys find a fan base?!

axl's gonna need about 17 years to prepare for this performance.  That gives john frusciante enough time to develope a heroin addiction again, nearly die and rejoin RHCP.  But sadly by that point GnR will only be remembered as the writers of several songs performed by BuckCherry, Hinder and Velvet Revolver and…

I heard Ayn Rand and Emma Goldman had HOTT make up sex!

DAWES

i was like 8 years old when I first heard about napster because our christian youth group leader used it as an example of how stealing was a sin.

that promo shot is some how the perfect mix of hilariously embarrassing and depressing.

Look I'm as clever of a comedic writer as Tyler Perry:
Dumb
Ass
Writing
Endless
Shit

next week's For Our Consideration: "Why its time to stop being angry about the Holocaust"

I would sue sugarland for being late to take stage and therefore not being killed in the collapse themselves.

That lyin' ass bitch could have used all this time she spent complaining to do the dishes and make me a sandwich!

That promo pic tells me this show is going to have one hell of an enrique iglesias/tiesto soundtrack!