Thanks, Internet!
And now she will be something that her boss and infinitely more people on the Web will be (presumably) masturbating to.

So, so obviously…
…a dog. But the ghostly handprints are cool, though.

Oh yeah, Esther Price is tops. It's just that the AV Clubbers were given an inexplicably signature item that IMHO doesn't represent their other quality stuff.

Never got the taste of chocolate potato chips
It's a huge thing here in Dayton, but for some reason I never took to the Esther Price chips. A friend and I went to a German chocolate place up near Columbus, and my friend was looking specifically for a version of this but they were just out. Give me a solid milk or…

Man, here I was, ready to be all snarky over the hoary old assertions about animation being for children and losers-who-wish-they-were-still-children, without realizing that HDBag is a constant target for the Hipster Thought Police. To be someone who can't be allowed to enjoy anything deemed unacceptable by the in…

Wow.