Well done, CBS
Because the best way to show love for your core demographic is to shove them to the corner of the room.

Apparently we were only encouraging Quiznos. Damn shame too… their subs are… wait, I never ate there.

"The important thing is that JosephL buys lingerie for his sister."

OK, maybe not "how OK it was," but basically that it wasn't even remotely close to a big deal. "How OK it was" sounds a bit puritanical.

I thought that's all they did.

Doodle God is one of the few games for which I readily accessed a cheat guide. Couldn't find the one I used before, but here's another: http://b4tea.com/entertainm…

I got David Foster Wallace. I'll take it.

OK, makes more sense to me. Thanks for jogging my memory, people. It's funny what you forget when you drink paint thinner.

The "Chinese Christian in the Oval Office" moment…
…never quite sat right with me.

Crump is still relevant?
Seriously, I haven't been keeping up, but I haven't heard shit about it since that two-month period (2005?) when it was massive.

Goddamn Harold Bloom.

Could've been worse
When I first saw this, I thought it was going to be some lame DDR cash-in. DDR Mario Mix, anyone?

Street Fighter 2!

Typical slammer conversation
"Hey, I've seen your site. I've seen what you do to those pictures with MS Paint, and it's not at all accurate. How would you like me to show you?"

Yeah, I also thought Talesworth got a bad rap here; it kept me engrossed for a few days, at least, which is more than one can say for lots of Flash games.

Fuck you/I love you, "Give Up, Robot"
Such a great game, but goddamn, does it get difficult fast.

He was still cute on Diff'rent Strokes, even after the "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout" thing wore thin. Too bad things got as messed up as they did. RIP Gary Coleman.

Casino has the worst goddamn on-screen kiss ever. It's also a good movie.

For me, Becky 2 > Darlene > Jackie (non-manic) > Becky 1 (who seemed to exist solely to make hurt faces) > Roseanne > Nana Mary > Jackie (manic) > Beverly. If we're ranking just the family.

This might not be the right thread for this, but (10+37/(3^1.5))^(1/3) + (10-37/(3^1.5))^(1/3) = 4.