Blah blah blah failed four-hundred-one-thousandsies blah blah blah.

Don't forget "*Kurt and Courtney laugh and walk away, while Axl cries and rocks in the corner*."

A severe aversion to the name Will Bailey?
I know Joshua Malina character on "The West Wing" could be annoying (I imagine it's basically Joshua Malina playing Joshua Malina), but that's a bit much.

"…in my rush to be the best I couldn't remember what made the best dickhead."

/unhooks your bra while holding your hands behind your back

As long as they keep in the cheap-ass method for doubling your HP for only $20, I'm good.

If I had to guess, it's probably more based on the movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/t…, which was surprisingly light on the "our cultures are different, and isn't that just high-larious?!" humor. I'm not optimistic about stretching it to a TV show, though.

Someone mail ElRoboDiablo the "200 Ways to Piss Off Your Wife" pamphlet. Must have gotten lost in the mail.

Nothing. Really, who gives a shit?

Nor I.

If we're talking FF deaths, my big one was Palam and Porom in FF4 (before you found out they could get un-Stoned, with Reddis in FF12 coming in at a close 2nd.

But you could almost TASTE the scrubbed-out bisexuality!

Thanks for the snarkhate, Amelie. It always tasted like chocolate pudding made from the souls of D-list celebrities.

No, that's not it. I was never a MST3K person, but thank you.

My thought exactly, Kyle. That shit was painful. Add one part lack of preparation, one part audience that can out-vulgar her and three parts of not much actually being there after the vulgarity. Stir. Garnish with crash and burn to taste.

Rowsdower, please tell me where I know that guy in your pic from. PLEASE.

Mormons. It took me a while, but my understanding is that each one would keep the other in check.

I love the fact that my wife was proud of me BECAUSE I found cheap-ass rings. Gotta love that.

Trick statement: ZMF IS Danny Trejo.

6:42, 47 accidents on the second time (looked through past Sawbuck Gamers for the hell of it). YAY BOREDOM