But does it account for a higher pitch from all the people wanting to kick him in his junk? Oh, if wishing only made it so…

Starz is the name of your horse?

My wife and I restricted ourselves to three apiece.

Don't go blaming it on the game now.

"Would you like to know how Batman got his motivation, little Susie? Yes? Would you like to come down here, Mr. and Mrs. Swanson?"

I can't believe I didn't catch the Elmyra-Elmer link. Or the Montana Max-Yosemite Sam link. I'm going to blame that on my youth and move on.

"Blondie McWindtunnel"

Avatar 2: I Sea You.

"I was in Grant Park at the time."

I can't wait for the sequels:
Manana and Fizzbitch!

Please don't make me think of the SATC women and how pneumatic they could possibly be.

@Fritzy-poo: the point is that by sitting out in the cold, it may have lowered their sperm counts. Hence, we're all winners.

@Pro-Life Zombie: tell me more! Ideally in a national park where Obama made it legal to carry a gun. Then we've got the irony thing working for us too!

(not that he's improved drastically in 3 alone. I've seen bits and pieces of most of the rest. Oh yeah, and I forgot I saw 6. It's been a while)

He's improved drastically, hasn't he? I thought through the first two movies (I've only seen up to 3 in full) that he was trying to act entirely by widening his eyes.

Thank you. She appreciated both.

New record! That yawn came in at 82 decibels!

Oh, lay off him. He was only there to get directions away from there.

If this ever gets to Jonsi…
I proposed to my now-wife by singing "Andvari." I learned it phonetically (if you could ever have called my faltering-ass interpretation of it that) after it became "our song." Seriously, thank you for that.

I don't know what Larry King has to do with any of this.