@i and 1: that was my reaction to seeing that for the first time. I may have explained myself imperfectly, but that's how it looked on the special, or at least how I remember it. Richard Pryor bit ("…and the shit blew up."), followed immediately by his wife sitting in the studio saying, "But that's not what REALLY…

@Bucky Calloway: I first saw that bit when I watched "I Ain't Dead Yet, Motherfucker." I thought that whole segment was great ("I mixed pasteurized milk and nonpasteurized milk, dunked my cookie, and the shit blew up."), until (and I really hope I'm misremembering this) his wife says, "But that's not what REALLY…

Wait a second. Last I heard (though, to be fair, I haven't gone hunting for it), this was gonna be some bootleg-ass, possibly straight-to-DVD fare. Has its status changed?

"WORLD FAMOUS BEATDOWN MASTER JACKIE CHAN TAKING ON THE WUHAN SCHOOL DISTRICTS CLASS OF 2016"

"After his horrible self-immolation incident"
My favorite quote of the piece, just because this is the first time I've ever heard someone describe what happened to Richard Pryor using some degree of restraint.

OTP: I don't remember her being in that many scenes.

Is it true that Kevin Smith farts when you blast him in the apps?

You mean "13-year-olds"?

It's not buttfucking. It's a penile enema. DUH

Probably the best choice. God has pretty awful meat farts.

The same one that the parents currently hold, only in a more literal sense?

mmy: I'm holding out for Spuyten Duyvil Duggar.

How many did you get? I got 11 1/2.

"e-Harmony: No Homo!"

Oh shit, it's Jean Teasdale.

Oh, come on. Every city must have at least one mom into bukkake.

To me, Cait Sith was massively underrated and maligned. I liked him (as a fighter and as a character) a damn sight better than Aeris.

I've always liked FFXII more than FFX, especially since the whole "elimination of the world map exploration" thing in FFX isn't nearly as much as it's cracked up to be, since, for the most part, you can freely move from one area to the other. Might take a while, but if you're chasing more spheres ("Oooh, I'm two away…

Somehow, this made me recall my moment, though it might be strange: I remember being in Times Square with about a dozen friends at the exact moment we heard that Ronald Reagan died, and I especially remember all of us pretty much expressing our approval at this news ("Good riddance," "Fuck him," etc.) simultaneously.

It's only fair retribution for Bobby's World.