ElDan, I wouldn't wish "The Other Sister" on my worst enemy. In fact, I still use my "The Other Sister" test when looking for movies to rent. (i.e. the quality of the movie is inversely proportionate to the percentage of sentences on the back of the DVD cover that end in exclamation points. TOS had every sentence end…

You left off a 0 there, Jorge.

http://www.viruscomix.com/p…

Goddamn it, and I'm moving to Canada on the 24th.

Those three "lost episodes" were fucking awful; I remember thinking, "So this is how it ends, not with a bang, but with incredibly self-indulgent sketches about how much it sucks to be rich."

Getting its thighs rotated.

You assume correctly.

My conversations with my dad for the last five years:

*golf clap for Steve Dave*

"The Last Pathetic Step Before I Legally Change My Name to Rachel in a Desperate Attempt to Recapture What Little Relevance I Had to the Charred-Out Husk We Call American Culture, Before I Break Down On Air One Day, Weeping Bitterly While Realizing That I've Built My Entire Career and Life On Sand and Nothing,…

…and When You Someone Eat It was in "Wild Things" with Kevin Bacon! BOOYAH!

I once had to wipe my hands with an Angel. He was pissssssssssssed, but interestingly enough, it earned me a phone call from Lou Dobbs.

"If you add 1 and the square root of -1 and multiply that by 1 + the square root of -1, and then add 13 twice and subtract 4, you get 23, man. 23."

Oh, about 150 pounds

I know it's a week late, but I'd like to note that your avatar makes me very happy in my pants.

@JVS: "Why not also 'noted domestic abuse-joke enthusiast'"

I read a feminist blog (linked from Feministing. That's how I get down, and I'm not ashamed to admit it) that referred to him as "noted rape-joke enthusiast Seth MacFarlane," and I think that's perfect for him. He should get business cards with that and see how far that gets him.

Who?

Nothing on this website has answered the most important question: which version of Guitar Hero was it? Or did they not have an actual song (so that I would be able to tell which game it was), but Atari Pac-Man bloops and bleeps, like practically every video game on film?

Bush official, 9:00 AM: "BUY MY BOOK!"
Bush official, 10:30 AM: "BUY MY BOOK!"
Bush official, 1:15 PM: "BUY MY BOOK!"
Bush official, 2:20 PM: "BUY MY BOOK!"
Bush official, 4:55 PM: "BUY MY BOOK!"
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Media, 9:00 PM: "GODDAMN LIBERAL MEDIA"