No you won't. Newbie passes out the lotion.

A better use of tuna cans would be to hurl them at people with better food. Then, after you've knock them out, steal their food.

Definitely more sense being used here than at places like kotaku, or as I call it, IOKIIRB (It's OK If It's R0ck Band) Central.

Yonkers can do without me for a night (assuming it's before I move to Canada in late November). Yonkers represent!

All of you, don't eat nothin' for three days. I'm gonna take you to a place that serves a steak the size of a toilet seat!

Also, Alt+0252 for Us with umlauts.

Oh, so it WAS "Fight For Your Right" (also, couldn't find it on Wiki). Guess I was looking in the wrong place, but at least I got one of them right. I was ohfer before that.

"I am shocked that the Beastie Boys have had only 3 top 40 singles. I assume these are all from Licensed to Ill."

Now that I think about it, whatever happened to Rita Cosby? She still alive?

skullcrusherjones: I would watch the living shit out of that. Especially if Dane Cook is confirmed.

That's about seven more than they'll have.

"He's putting on 100 lbs of muscle for the part."

…'s staples.

To describe Tyler Perry, I've always preferred "Flip Wilson's personal grave robber."

"It's pretty funny that a board full of childless people is giving parenting advice. I'm sure there's a couple parents out there, so save yourself from informing everyone that you're the resident expert on kids."

Madea's Family Reunites to Beat the Ass of Some Kid Who Failed to Pay the Proper Tribute.

Snippets: 3 (Modigliani, My Baby's Daddy, Down to You).

Kill Bill 3: The Search for Mo—

"Sperm Unaware They're Swimming Up Large Intestine"

"I remember taping your mom goes to college when you someone eat it."