I've seen exactly one Ed Wood scene (from the days in which I watched pro wrestling), and I loved it: the scene where they film a huge hulk of a man (King Kong Bundy? George Steele?) taking about 30 seconds to shuffle from one side of his room to the other and banging his shoulder against the doorjamb. The dialogue…

ZMF: there's no Guitar Hero: Slayer/Rock Band: Slayer because there's no song soft enough to qualify as the obligatory song for wack bitches.

Neil Patrick Harris (pre-HIMYM, post-Doogie Howser) at the now-defunct XS arcade in Times Square. I made a bit of a goof of myself, but I managed to rein it in reasonably, and I don't even like Doogie Howser. He was decent enough; he didn't tell me to fuck off when I was stumbling over myself.

He has now "graduated" to an Olympic-sized swimming pool of dicks.

Take and Takerer

How do we reconcile all this "anti-corporate" stuff with Wal-Mart releasing a bowdlerized copy of "In Utero" (post-fame-and-millions)? He probably sulked about it, so it's OK?

So close, IM. One vowel away.

@Elitist Trash: "Guitar Hero Van Halen must have tested miserably, huh?"

I need to get Courtney Love's checkbook and hang out with her more, in that case.

Oh, we've been in worse jams. Like the time I saw Brian Posehn in a furry panther costume eat Donald Rumsfeld's asshole.

ryan1, that's not how it works at all.

9:22, 96 accidents on the first try. Momentum is friggin' KEY in terms of just throwing yourself through the tight spots.

Fucking fuck.

I much prefer the , which is like the , only .

@Otto: "For an extra syllable you could just call it "olive oil" and be done with it."

What finally killed Family Guy for me was that stretch of (three? Four?) episodes where they turned Brian's "liberal atheist caricature" dial up about 5 notches, at which point he passed pre-Buddhist Lisa Simpson and went straight to pre-9/11 Christopher Hitchens.

Oh, we've been in worse situations. Remember the time I was locked in a room with Kirby Puckett while in a schoolgirl's outfit?

The worst was that you know someone was deeply, deeply satisfied with that.

"Can that many Americans be wrong?"

So she's gone. Big deal!
At least she can fall back on
The Laker Girl thing.