*screams at top of lungs*

I may have actually shed a tear when I found out what they did to my Voldo in SC3 (short version: they made it way too easy to shift into the cool-looking, yet utterly inferior, Blind Stance, where he fights with his back to you).

No sir. "Superstition" by Stevie Wonder is indeed confirmed from multiple sources.

Having "Your Little Hoodrat Friend" on a GH game (on-disc, as I'm one of those troglodytic PS2 players) would make me very, very happy in my pants.

Cyclical makes a better word than circular, so let's just assume I used that.

"…and you just don't know who's face I'm going to sit on next….Except not the handsome, strong, jock-types because that wouldn't be quirky."

MIWLTF: Masturbation Is Wonderfully Loving to Fatties

*badly written note*

I proposed to her while singing "Andvari" (our song), actually. I had to learn it phonetically, and I can't carry a tune in a specially-made tune-carrying tote of some kind, but I nailed it.

Pachelbel can eat an Olympic swimming pool full of dicks. The first thing my wife and I decided when we were paring down the music for our wedding day was NO PACHELBEL'S CANON.

My wedding (less than three weeks ago!) included six songs (three of them original) and a poetry reading (also original), all done by her children. The three non-original songs were "Spell" (during a ceremony in which we passed out our rings and had our guests put their best wishes/hopes into them), a beautifully-done…

At least eight Bathroom Readers, none of which are in the bathroom.

"caricatures of celebrities"

For me, it never got better than doing drive-bys to OG Hank Williams.

How hopelessly dated that song is.

He might have to watch for naranjas en la cabeza for the first week or so. They really should store their oranges somewhere else.

Primustard Greens

@Doom MD: "Hello, I'm O'Shay Jackson, star of such movies as 'Three Kings,' 'Are We There Yet?' and the sequel to 'Are We There Yet?,' whose name escapes even me at the moment. As the seventh African-American to be allowed into a Denny's, I like to come in after a hard day of shooting my next family film for a…

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put on some leather and go get spanked. Vote for Duke. Good night!"

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