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The comedy holds up beautifully, as the jokes are timeless, unlike much of todays comedies. The intro in Zamunda is kinda slow, but it has that old school character build up that isn't present in movise anymore.

This may not answer your question directly, but I was a child near that area when it was filming and I saw that McDonalds convereted to a McDowells for a few months. Since i was very young, I just assumed it was another restaurant when we would drive past it

Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age.

It was an emergeeencie from the Interational Draaainage Commission!

I've just been cutting onions. I'm making a lasagna. For one.

I feel local restaurants fall under the same spell. They get popular, the family gets rich and then they coast

Well I suppose that is one metric to justify our rememberances

One thing I can appreciate about Dominos is their prior campaign of "we realize we were terrible, we'll now try to be moderately better". And they have. They have now moved above Papa Johns and Little Caesars in quality if thats saying much.

Two pizzas for the price of one at Doughy's!

Is there still $5 one topping carry out in the run-down-neighborhood in your city?

Don't you think actually maybe it has gotten worse, and perhaps Pizza Hut was objectively better in the past?

"Ask a Girl a at party about favorite restaurants from their home state" would be a great Onion advice column.

Agreed, its hard to really determine is it our nostalgia or has the food actually changed? Pizza Hut today IS NOT Pizza Hut of the 80s and 90s I'm sure of it. The ingredients taste chintzier, and there is less of a buttery wholesomeness.

They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the malonga gilderchuck!

"everyone says if they had a time machine they'd go back and kill Hitler. I'd be afraid of being mesmerized by his beautiful eyes"

Well, we could play Clam Traffic Jam or The Game of County Seats.

Time Cube would have been a bigger hit, if he was more lovable and less racist

More than just that many of the characters didn't even share any screen time, like Boone doesn't know Libby. So I have to go to the afterlife with my friends of friends?

Haha, I forgot how everyone just sort of coincidentally bumped into each other when th plot required.

Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. They said that they're down to only five flavors. You're swelling up as I talk to you.