Lets completely uproot their sense of culture and place, then repatriate them like prize pets, because there are some other white people in the area we disagree with and feel superior to. I'm sure these Southern blacks will be much happier hanging out in white-ass Portland.

So, you don't like states with largest concentrations of African-Americans eh?

AND YOU'D BETTER GET ME THERE IN FIVE MINUTES FROGGG!

TURN IT UP! TURN IT UP!

There is a whole slew of mislabeled bands thanks to the marketing. And these are just the big names!

But I'm trying to impress this crew of attractive Millennials I hang out with sometimes! hold on
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I feel like no one assigned generations and general attributes to them till the damn Baby Boomers. They are the ones who are really into it. I realize the irony of what I just said.

Ah yes Gen Y, arent we the most forgotten of all? At least we have Claire Danes

They were a rock band but since it was the 90s they had to be marketed as a GRUNGE ALTERNATIVE band. What a time to lump Toad the Wet Sprocket and say Hootie, Soul Asylum in the same bag as I dunno Soundgarden or whatever. If they were transported today, at least there is any number of indie rock genres they could…

Alright, here's the deal: every time you watch my show, I will send you forty dollars!

She is literally a girl at a party telling you about how she doesn't like Europe because she spent 3 weeks in France

Does someone like her actually have any values? It seems there are really two types of pundits out there, and it has nothing to do with actual political ideology.

They must be clapping really hard now

Funny thing, I do the same thing near the clearance aisle at Ross!

I present Jimmy Johns as actually below Subway in taste, but far above in PR

In medium/larger cities and well off small towns, you generally don't want to see a nice mom and pop destroyed by a chain.

Jimmy John's meat is somehow even blander than Subway, and their teen employees have an unsettling energetic smugness to them. As opposed to the dead eyes of Subway artists.

Ooh the garage, hear that fellas the garage? well la di da Mr Frenchmen

What exactly about Subway makes it so subpar? I'm trying to define.

What computers?