DUMB.

I REALLY enjoyed FAMILY TREE, and am sad that we won't get more of those characters.
Unfortunately, I'm not surprised, as I am the only person i know who watched past the first episode, and even when I promoted it to people, I had to issue the disclaimer that "It doesn't really pick up momentum til the 4th episode..…

MAHER: "Snark snark snark [insert celebrity name here]"
(LAUGHTER)

Notice he played his scenes with enthusiasm that the rest of the cast has lost!

The only satisfaction of the season.
I'm sure it was meant it as a consolation prize.

That was the only satisfaction of the season.

At least he seems to be ENJOYING himself!

Here's an idea…
A Boarding School for Young Witches….
Each Witch vying for Power, but each with DIFFERENT, CLEARLY-DEFINED, CHARACTER- DRVIEN motivations!

ABSOLUTELY, they gave us a great CONCEPT of a show, but failed to deliver.

When I was eight, my mother gave me a calico kitten….

If we had hit this point in episode 4 or even 5, we MIGHT have had a REAL show!

Really impressed by this actor's willingness to USE silence and let the audience fill in the blanks.

This was the first episode where they became real characters to me, rather than just cartoons.

Yeah, apparently, Fiona does all this networking with other witches and admin duties as Supreme between episodes.

Its a 12 year old's interpretation of "diva bitch".

I'm surprised that Patti agreed to such a small part.
When I first heard about this season, I pictured Lange, Basset, Bates, Ebersole & LuPone sittin' around a cauldron & bitchin'… and that would have been a fun show!

The Patti in GYPSY
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I love The Patti, and part of lovin' The Patti is makin' FUN of The Patti!

AHS DEFINITELY works better on netflix rather than week-to-week, because if you binge, you don't have TIME for the story to collapse, whereas watching week-to-week, you have plenty of time to think, "Hey, wait a minute…."

I thought MURDER HOUSE was responsible for all Economic Disaster!