Quiet, Spike Lee will go positively apeshit if he finds out a white guy directed this movie.

Apparently, Feng Shui has finally found its way to Middle America.

Oh god, I look so fat in this Grundelbear fur. Stand up straight, suck in your tummy. Now look mean. There…there it is.

Oh god, I look so fat in this Grundelbear fur. Stand up straight, suck in your tummy. Now look mean. There…there it is.

Caption:  "This…is…definitely not Sparta."

Caption:  "This…is…definitely not Sparta."