Ha, actually yeah. I remember that was my issue back in the day. 'Crossing your eyes' isn't the best way to think about it. What worked for me was just getting two objects in the pattern to overlap horizontally.

I've got this great, vivid memory of the first time seeing this show. Will brings home a lady and they cut to this montage of stock footage, like a bee pollinating a flower and fireworks bursting.

We so rich…how come we can't afford no ceiling?

That was Nolan's angle, jabroni - http://www.zap2it.com/blogs…

Haha, it's hard not to think of this scene when her bus ad rolls by

lol Godzilla

I say let the Pitchfork flag fly, if that's what it takes to taste the sweet nectar of the Year in Band Names.

This reads like the laziest political cartoon. Someone's dad will think this is very edgy.

You die alone in your house with only your dog: He barks and freaks out to alert everyone something's wrong.

Good lord, the phrase "shit yourself with your mouth wide open" is the funniest gift I didn't know I wanted.

I sincerely hope this becomes the nickname for the hybrid-dino.

Yeah I can't think of many movies that were a slog for 85%, then suddenly rocket to a pretty awesome climax.

This should help - http://38.media.tumblr.com/…

They kind of are, though

Thank you for explaining the word instead of calling people idiots if they don't understand it.

lol ok

THIS is a good example of what you're talking about; the way people re-contextualize otherwise innocent scenes into a bizarre fantasy fulfillment - https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The Spanish

Private Savings Banking Account?

Haha mandatory mcnuggets got a big laugh outta me