This sounds so dumb, but when I think of 'most perfectly-cast ensembles', I have yet to find something better than The Addams Family movies.

Umm seems like you're forgetting a little moment where Brad Pitt gets hit by a car, bounces off of said car, and before landing gets hit by another car.

The title for this movie is great, cause to me it feels so market-researched. The first one was called 'Journey to the Center of the Earth' but apparently that was too cumbersome and moldy to say again, so they like jazzed it up…for the kids.

I'm amazed at the blissful confidence with which they're advertising this movie.

Chronicle: He Believes He Can Fly

I think he means 'F' as in 'Female'.

This book has an odd preface. I just repeats the phrase "BUK BUK I'M HELPING BUK BUK I LOVE YOU BUK BUK" for 6 pages.

I got lucky with that one. Honestly I wouldn't have thought twice about owning something unique until the news stories and recall notices came out of the woodwork.

I like the part where he just kinda absorbs like 3 sidewinder missiles instead of exploding into little fun-size Godzilla nuggets.

I loved that scene so effin much. It's like wish-fulfillment for all the times my buddies and I drunkenly sat through crappy movies and tried to make them more fun then they actually were.

Did you see it?

I love seeing those stickers that read 'nominated for TWO ACADEMY AWARDS'

Exactly. What if you saw the awards ceremony that year and thought, "Oh yeah, that movie from all the ads in the subway station".

I like the idea that a movie so fun and lightweight could give way to desperate madness because you've seen it 300 times.

I interpreted that quote as the Academy saying, "Sorry, Fincher".

It's easy! To remember the jokes! In a MAD movie parody when people talk like this!

You'll have a blast, especially if you don't know too much about the movie.

Um, it's pronounced "Millon-air".

That sock puppet version could be hysterical in its own right.

Looking back I can see how blatantly my Dino-Riders tapes were pushing for me to buy more Tyco toys.