When a band is intact the drummer's job is to not to die. When a band has broken up his job is to spread rumors about a reunion.

Replacing the motherboard in the deli slicer at work cost $2000. I'd hate to think how much the fryer would cost. I think chef would rather burn down his own house than worry about fixing the fryer.

I can imagine Jared not having adblock.

He dropped the plans for an elaborate heist and instead countered with a frontal assault. Not a bad switch.

Sure, the studios in Asia do a lot of work, but it's a special sort of fuckery where it's easier for a Korean-American performer to go to Korea to start a career than to do anything in Hollywood even though they were actually born and raised in California.

yeah, if you go into the comments section of any decent show that features a teenage girl, there's a pretty regular group that constantly shits on them, regardless of the quality of the actress and the depth of the character.

the range of shows inspired by Twin Peaks listed above doesn't do it justice, and maybe every show since is just overwhelming (but not really wrong), but just consider in the aughts were two shows that proudly wore their inspiration on their sleeves all the time: The Sopranos and Gilmore Girls. Other than overbearing…

plus, each season has about one billion episodes. How is anyone supposed to get into something that's basically never-ending? (This also goes for Dr. Who.)

or Achtung Baby?

The more interesting what if would've been if they went into hiding sometime around October after losing the early drafts of lyrics for a planned album. That definitely would be interesting.

Or a Hold Steady show where it's expected that everyone is going to sing along. It's honestly more fun to be at that sort of show, where it is communal, especially with an atmosphere that encourages everyone to move around.

The bit last night where Jordan pissed himself was excellent.

and let's all welcome Kobe Bryant to the commentariat!

If the Caps win then three out of four playoff series will be going to a Game 7, possibly two on Thursday alone. Good Lord.

Coincidentally George RR Martin hasn't contributed to an episode since Joffrey bit it. D&D have said "themes are for grade school book reports" while Martin's episodes have all been thematically rich. His absence has left the show without any structural body. Now the show is a Potemkin village of flashy plot without…

This seems like furry bait…

I'm wondering if their regular season dominance turning into post-season crapitude is inevitable thanks to having players like Ovechkin and Oshie who are excellent in the skills competition, which doesn't exist in the post-season. Has anyone broken down their number of regulation wins vs overtime wins vs shootout wins…

Yeah, it was a pretty common trope among "female comics," like if you were a woman in comedy you could only make jokes about wanting to fuck men. Schumer's stuff can be similar but it goes much, much further.

Where does Sarah SIlverman fit in the timeline?

Right. Education isn't an end all and be all anyway. There are some incredibly smart and educated people who are also incredibly entitled. Things like perspective and humility are acquired through adversity, which is only used in America as euphemism for "being accused of rape but with no charges filed because the…