The fourth season of Anthony Bourdain's "Parts Unknown" premiere's tonight. It's strange to see a. CNN doing something right and b. Bourdain continually outdoing himself and his old show. Even the trainwreck episodes are more entertaining.

C'mon M's!

It would be five meaningful comments and a hundred REVEEEEEEENGE comments.

*shakes fist at article*

The Eagles aren't great this year, but The Niners have had a fun habit of choking late in games while the Eagles have been doing really well in the second half. So irresistible force meeting movable object.

"He's hit man. A junkie hitman, but he has a conscience."

I have quite a hole to climb out of.

Today in people being stupid and horrible—I saw a blog post today about how the plane crash over Ukraine was part of a western conspiracy to keep researchers from curing AIDS.

His numbers are better than Community's.

I probably haven't watched a Maher clip since 2006. EDIT: that probably coincides with Oliver's arrival at the The Daily Show.

A. You're an idiot. B. He was fired for praising the 9/11 hijackers. C. Fuck you. D Fuck the horse you rode in on.

Professional atheists are not progressives. They're sour at Catholicism for having the sort of educational monopoly in the Middle Ages that they want for themselves.

No, it's not treating it like it doesn't exist; it's treating it like a slur.

Giants vs. Skins. Nothing is ok.

I really liked True Detective, but what I'm liking even more is all the fedoras who've moved onto TD from Breaking Bad losing their shit over every piece of news. Fucking A.

He directed one of the best tv episodes of the last decade. Focus on that and not on the car movies.

Absolutely true. No one would go begging for new stadia if it meant surrendering half a stake in the team. Detroit's deal for the Red Wings, while at the same prosecuting people late on their water bills.

Love it.

This beautiful fucking show.

Bob's Burgers really feels like it could run forever.