If I ever visit Illinois, can we have a drink together? I mean, I'd probably just have a smoothie. But you can drink!

If I ever visit Illinois, can we have a drink together? I mean, I'd probably just have a smoothie. But you can drink!

I think you'll find it's actually called Last Ounce of Courage.

I think you'll find it's actually called Last Ounce of Courage.

Sell it to the first bidder.
I'll probably become some kind of English teacher. I hope to get a masters in english once I've done my degree. Then hopefully write some stuff for the BBC (perhaps radio) and go on from there.

Sell it to the first bidder.
I'll probably become some kind of English teacher. I hope to get a masters in english once I've done my degree. Then hopefully write some stuff for the BBC (perhaps radio) and go on from there.

When we hit sixteen we've done our GCSEs and go to college or sixth form (if we want to; you CAN just leave school after GCSEs). After that we can choose what we want to do depending on the place we attend. I'm going to go to university when I'm 18 - I'll probably just study one, maybe two subjects…

When we hit sixteen we've done our GCSEs and go to college or sixth form (if we want to; you CAN just leave school after GCSEs). After that we can choose what we want to do depending on the place we attend. I'm going to go to university when I'm 18 - I'll probably just study one, maybe two subjects…

Class is going well. Let me break it down for you (School style)
History: We're doing Life in Nazi Germany in one class and History of British Politics in the other. My friend, who is one of those people who knows a lot about the nazis is in it, and he's fun, so I think I'm going to do fine.
Philosophy: Our philosophy…

Class is going well. Let me break it down for you (School style)
History: We're doing Life in Nazi Germany in one class and History of British Politics in the other. My friend, who is one of those people who knows a lot about the nazis is in it, and he's fun, so I think I'm going to do fine.
Philosophy: Our philosophy…

Oh that's what you meant? seriously? you fucking CRETIN, why didn't you add a "please", you self obsessed, moronic, soul devouring idiot!

Oh that's what you meant? seriously? you fucking CRETIN, why didn't you add a "please", you self obsessed, moronic, soul devouring idiot!

She's cool. Once we'd had a big conversation about The Thick of It I fell into a ring of fire.

She's cool. Once we'd had a big conversation about The Thick of It I fell into a ring of fire.

I got caught up talking to Dave and co. on tinychat about my one true love, and I lost track of the goddamn time! I promise, just so we can talk about it tomorrow (and because fez said he doesn't like the sound of it, the PRICK) I will watch it and we WILL discuss it.

I got caught up talking to Dave and co. on tinychat about my one true love, and I lost track of the goddamn time! I promise, just so we can talk about it tomorrow (and because fez said he doesn't like the sound of it, the PRICK) I will watch it and we WILL discuss it.

no more "am i an idiot" questions.
clip unrelated.
http://youtu.be/3GVV7L66xh4

no more "am i an idiot" questions.
clip unrelated.
http://youtu.be/3GVV7L66xh4

Nice try.

Nice try.