I thought that Jessica was spying on Luke because of his super powers, and the surprise she showed upon seeing Reva's picture make me confident she didn't realize she was his wife before that moment.

That wasn't his fault! They were only insufferable because they all had porn staches.

…didn't Alexander the Great defeat the Persians?
I've definitely heard of him.

He sure didn't sound like he liked it when he said it was all done 45 years ago.

No one said The Wire?

It would be cool if instead of focusing on Batman it showed the reactions of the police department to this almost mythical entity flying around attacking criminals.

"this character development will definitely carry over into Batman Vs. Superman." Great. He's gonna kill Batman.

That would work as long as doesn't go near the moon, because he can't do that.

I definitely look like mine.

I wonder if Matt Damon knows that Batman is the same person as Bruce Wayne, and not his evil twin.

Not sure why intimidation-via-shirtlessness isn't used more often for interrogations.
Or maybe it is, and I'm just now learning about it.

The only thing that would make the Amanda Bynes one better would be if Drake's eyes were facing downward. And ugly.