and crime doesn't always happen where you're touring at the moment.

thanks for the bobby pickett clip - never saw it before! btw, who is the guy in the mask at the beginning talking to dick clark? are we supposed to know him?

and did you hit her?

are you a grad of bovine university???

gotta be painful for the developing duck.

But I want to be married to Garrett Dillahunt!

Oh hai Baal!

Am I the only one who thinks the book is coming out of Pablo?

The laundry bill for this show must be astronomical.

what about a cocktail mulder?

Women don't like conflict???? Has he never heard of those stupid "Real Housewives" shows???

& did he really think he was going to stamp out a burning pig?

i thought you were going to say that the talking heads were revealed to be real…talking heads…

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Ridiculous but I'm enjoying it for some reason.

i have enjoyed all seasons - you just gotta let it wash over you without questioning it!

they're swamp men!

so is obama. it always comes back to hitler.

come for the comments, stay for the poop!

i loved his accent in "hotel!"

"Kathy Bates and her Wacky Accent" sounds like a vaudeville act!