i'm holding off for the laserdisc!

ha ha ha! you can't fool me! there ain't no Sanity Claus!

sorry, i can't waste any more time on this boring show. see you guys on another thread!

more like cecily lame! (seriously, i like her alot, i just thought this characterization wasn't her best.)

you mean flop-flipped.

waaaaaaaaay too much info there, bro.

for a moment there, i thought you meant the children's diapers.

i thought the lin-manuel miranda impression was lame.

flapping my toots!!!

Rocky!

or shia lebeouf. or joaquin phoenix. or crispin glover. take your pick.

he's really two midgets in a suit! (sorry, little people. but midgets is funnier.)

i don't mind the water sprayed on me from the flume ride but the blood from the LA confidential ride is a bit much.

i gotta say i was wildly impressed with the screenplay they got out of the amusement park ride "pirates of the caribbean."

true story - "lost in la mancha" inspired me to write a children's play called "frog quixote!" (well that & the film "they might be giants.")

Balzac!

or transplant his own kidney to someone else!

"colbert report" had a point of view. this trainwreck is just another white guy late night talk show pushing some movie actor's upcoming project.

love your gorey bat!

garret dillahunt can lead my everything!