white americans be talking white like this. black americans be all talking white like this! but in russian, something something something!

the edge died on the way back to its home planet.

re: spanish inquisition - they may give it five stars, but no one expects them to.

ooooh, so close…if only you had worked groucho in there somewhere, you would be a winner.

exactly why i hated "american beauty." i have health, money, family but i'm sad & want to screw a teenage girl, wah wah wah.

i couldn't get into the book so i'd like to watch this to see what everyone raves about.

i thought grandma flanders was crazy cat lady! has grandma flanders always looked that way?

what was with lisa's line "how did you have room for (maggie)?!" that came out of absolutely nowhere! did i miss an earlier mention of how they couldn't have any more kids b/c there was no more room in the house? i mean, i know it was there to set up midge's weed line but honestly, it's like the writers aren't even…

this episode didn't work for me, i don't know why. i think i prefer it when the characters come up with songs that aren't supposed to be "songs" - gene was trying too hard with his "i don't need music" song. give me the thanksgiving song or that all-time-favorite "topsy."

i thought jay was going to say he was already in a relationship, too. he shouldn't have ruined the scam.

i love bub!!!! & i must add that she has raised an awful lot of money for good animal causes so i don't want to hear any disparaging remarks (unless you have also raised an awful lot of money for good animal causes).

you can't fool me, soylent green - you're people!

so you're one of those housemates who thinks it's no big deal to eat someone else's food & is mystified when they get angry? your housemate might not have minded comedians showing up as long as they didn't eat his food without asking. i believe you have some soul-searching to do there, mister.

i miss senor chang. his first few episodes were so wonderful…it's just not the same any more.

kate mckinnon KILLED IT on "weekend update!" her descriptions of the lucy statue made me cry with laughter!

"jesus one, bread nothing." that final sketch was the most amazing thing they've done in a loooooong time!

"we have to be going, we left our baby in a tub." my favorite line just because of the way she said it! i love kate mckinnon!!!!

May I just sidetrack you for one moment. Mr. Jackson, this, what should I call it, nickname of yours…

nailed it!

it'll be skynet by then & he'll be interviewed by robots.