I don't know that reference. Is it Family Guy or something?

Oh look, a Simpsons quote that sort of, but not really, applies to this situation. How clever, sort of. But not really.

No, a computer did not pass the Turing test: http://bit.ly/1uLP3Au

Yes, that's a legitimate difference, but it's not an excuse to completely uproot the franchises to make generic action flicks. The G1 Transformers universe has continued in comic form for the last 30 years, and it's pretty damn good - not to mention various decent TV iterations of the franchise since the original…

Alasdair, here's the thing: Those of us who complain about Michael Bay "ruining" Transformers and TMNT are annoyed because we are fans of the franchises, and we know how great these films could have been. In the past decade we've seen enough GOOD re-iterations of classic franchises to know that it can be done very…

I'm the same way. A lot of my favourite Zappa tunes are instrumental, even though he could write great lyrics. Actually in his autobiography he said "Apart from the snide political stuff, which I enjoy writing, the rest of the lyrics wouldn't exist at all if it weren't for the fact that we live in a society where…

God damn do I love Frank Zappa's music.

I'm glad he mentioned the voice inflection. I hear that shit all the time in pop music now and it irritates the hell out of me.

"…And I have no sympathy for the underclass."

Bob Odenkirk actually wrote this sketch - http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Nobody cares that you don't care that I don't care about the Super Bowl.

Great, another fawning hagiography of last century's most overrated "saint".

Are the hyperlinks in this article supposed to do anything? None of them seem to link to anything.

Does any pop music "matter"? What the hell does that even mean?

I totally expected them to rhyme "loophole" with "poop hole". Maybe that was too obvious for them.

…it's just hilarious.

I fucking love the Residents. Particularly their stuff up to & including the Mole trilogy.

I fucking love the Residents. Particularly their stuff up to & including the Mole trilogy.

I'm glad Kevin brought up Jenny McCarthy's anti-vaccination bullshit. The claim of a link between vaccines and autism has been discredited, and all the "evidence" for those claims came from research that turned out to be totally fraudulent. The antivax fearmongering is dangerous. No one in the 21st century should be…

I'm glad Kevin brought up Jenny McCarthy's anti-vaccination bullshit. The claim of a link between vaccines and autism has been discredited, and all the "evidence" for those claims came from research that turned out to be totally fraudulent. The antivax fearmongering is dangerous. No one in the 21st century should be…