A truly excellent rationalization that no doubt displays your potential for a future in politics; particularly a politician that's constantly on television, scaring people by wielding an abundance of informal fallacies for the good of the country.

They really did come to the forefront of this episode.

I'm kind of partial to
ten myself.

things**** damnit

And, both thinks A BIG JERK just mentioned are principles. So, that's not the difference, is it?

weird
first?

oh yeah.

Failure
to the first degree.

So…
Didn't he already do this by, you know, masterbating in front of a live audience?