Did I miss something? Who the hell cares about 12 cantaloupes?

It was 2009, wasn't it?

They have cash and go to movies like this.

I thought that was an elaborate laundry hamper system.

Watch Lindsay Lohan say "I know who killed me" in I Know Who Killed Me if you want to see the least great incorporation.

Concrete? Someone please explain.

Perhaps the other prisoners recounted tales of their earlier lives.

Um. Dogs and cats… living together… mass hysteria?

Oscar Wilde probably had time to say lots of things, and was good at saying.

He seemed oddly up to date about some aspects of the world for a man secretly imprisoned for decades; maybe they let him have newspapers.

Hummel: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
Mason: "Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious," according to Oscar Wilde.

I say this one all the time:

Cue Pat Benatar song "Fire and Ice" for an even more compelling experience.

Guess I have work to do on the latter.

I only hope that they do not break easily.

Most people have low self-esteem, and it affects their voting as much as their dating.

Mine is beer-induced.

Yes, especially if you are a species with one of these:

Do you have anything at all in the arsenal other than "snowflake", "hurt feelings", and "love America"? Does Trump feed you actual dog biscuits when you're obedient?

I was hoping that he would get to host the Oscars once, with a class Hollywood theme for the night.