Well, now you're putting words in my mouth. There's certainly a fair amount of uncertainty and awkwardness involved. But I've absolutely worked with victims of statutory rape who insisted the sex was consensual. Doesn't matter, because they're not emotionally or mentally mature enough to make those decisions. But…

My statement that a lot of girls willingly lose their virginity as young as 13 to significantly older teenage boys? Having prosecuted sex crimes for four years I can assure you you're being naive. Again, i don't think it's a good thing, hell it's not even legal, but it certainly does happen.

Pubescent girls have tingly feelings just like pubescent boys. Is it a good idea to act on it? Fuck no. But ask some of your female friends when they lost their virginity sometime, and how old the dude was. I think cap was just pointing out that biologically this is not really all that weird. Particularly back…

His most archetypally Rappadoucheaport character has to be Zebrahead.

May in Miami huh? Glad I wasn't the one tasked with washing those velvet bellbottoms.

I'm holding out for Lincoln Logs: The Movie.

But can we make it really sexy?

Well, the Alexandrians were actually descended from the Macedonians, and— ahh fuck it, they just wanted to use Liz Taylor.

OK, skinhead I'll give you. Superboy, on the other hand, was just Dick Ritchie as rookie cop.

Yeah, I get it. It's still not something I'd talk about in mixed company, but you're not wrong. I was actually more amused by how he talked it out like it was some deeply thought out notion, when it's basically something Andrew Dice Clay would say more effectively.

Having this discussion with your avatar is . . . troubling.

"Hey, if she can cut her own food, fair game."

I love that his philosophy on age of consent is a less pithy iteration of "if there's grass on the field, play ball." Stay classy Piers!

It's quite a read.

[lard lad smashes rooftops, kicks dog]

And fucking Scully is right back in doubting Thomas mode the very next episode. Don't you ever get sick of being wrong Scully?

It's exploitation, like slasher films. Gross and unseemly but not really creepy. Great episode all the same.

Servo occasionally breaks into the chorus when somebody on screen vaguely resembles Johnny Mathis on Mst3K.

This is totally valid. And hilarious.

Can you live with just the network games? Cause a hi-def antenna'll run you between 50 and a hundred bucks. One time fee.