Don't forget how he teaches him how to orally pleasure frustrated waitresses on top of lunch counters.

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus "I remember it being cute and charming, then so scary I wanted to cry, then cute and charming again."
Yeah, fucking classic Disney will do that.  See also Pinnochio, Fantasia, 101 Dalmations, Sleeping Beauty.  Motherfuckers were not afraid to traumatize small children in…

[Nods enthusiastically]

Yeah, it sounds like the sort of movie where there'll be a seething, bilious monologue where he just unloads on the norms and their prejudices and hateful stares and giggles.  And then he and his buds grab the female protagonist and turn her into the chicken lady.

I feel bad that this is the case, because I think the guy's a really talented actor, so it gives me no pleasure to say this, but I highly doubt the severely height impaired are ever gonna be in a position to "be kind of picky with [their] projects."  It's sad and fucked up, but it just ain't gonna happen.

Green clovers, pink cunts, blue balls, and purple horsedicks!.

Not nearly enough, for my money.

Whole world is just going straight to shit.

You forgot drunk.  Oh wait, you said Irish . . .

Ricky you fucker.  You beat me to it.

Meaning he's all fucked up inside and probably a little brain damaged from inhaling all that agent orange, so we should just kind of smile and let ol grandpa vent for a bit?

You have no frame of reference here Oliver!  You're like a child, who wanders in . . .

What does Burt Reynolds have to do with any of this?

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus :  2 Live Crew did a birthday song?

It's like Alec being conditioned to hate Beethoven's Ninth*.  Sad.

It should always be "Ian Fucking McShane as Murder Santa." As in "God what a crazy show. Remember Ian Fucking McShane as Murder Santa?"

Big and fucking yellow. Senior year I had a car, before that it was "lets see just how shitty we can start this day off."

Relax, it was just a play on words, I'm not endorsing Catholic guilt. I'm agnostic and I pound it like I gave it drugs on credit.

My question is WTF is this "caveman themed game where you throw rocks at eachother"? I am at a loss and I'm a font of useless info about mid 20th century culture.

Agreed, but the horrid combination of all those vocal styles together is an accurate description of this dude's vocals and it is indeed gross. Chris Robinson and that guy from Blind Melon have some other shit going on that mitigates in their favor.