Just don't SIGNIFY!

why bother construct to a proper sentence? Who's this reading anyways?

AH! Flying elves are back!

why don't you pry the mithril dildo outta yer hinder, Thommy?

you will be hearing from Brolin's legal team!

I'm betting his moms didn't name him Pitbull. or maybe she did and she named the dog Calvin J. Washington.

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Ah SHIT! Didn't I used to be Lindsey Lohan?!

how much Keefe is in this movie?

follow me, Shore Patrol and I will make you fishers of men!

it's Ator the Avenger!
and his sidekick/trainer, Dong.

Faygo Baggins was skipping down the Shire to get a pint…

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"Fucking Kanye West! Guy's worse than Hitler!"
*drags cigarette, exhales with disgust*

now he can go back to making cheap shitty wine
I don't think I've ever seen one of his films, so we good Vince? OK.

whoa…

Rectum? It nearly KILLED 'em!

hungry like the oh nevermind
What?! you're looking at me like the guy from the Metallica video is behind me!

has no one said this yet?
HE WAS ON A BOAT!

rhymes with…

Bite your tongue!

They thought Madam Tausauds had a new Kanye statue, but it was actually Kanye himself touring the museum.