ok, I'll be honest
If there hadn't been a chick in her undies up front I wouldn't have even clicked this.

c'mon idiots…
what rock did you nincomshits just crawl out from under??? Everybody knows you simple CANNOT have ANYTHING that even appears to be black or plastic.

$h!t MY dad says:
"Don't bring home any black girls."
"I'll disown you if you're gay."
"Why aren't you a doctro yet?"
"I remember when it was 'THIS MAN'S ARMY'!"

another caption for the picture:
C.C. pick up that ukelele and-a TALK to me!!!

is that an ice cream flavor?

mmmmmm, bacon.

caption for the picture:
This is my uke…all I got is three chords and THE TRUTH! sigh…I wish I could afford a guitar…

I've never seen his picture
Bernie Madoff kinda looks like Benjamin Franklin.

dead & loving it?

do you expect me to talk?
NO, I expect you to DIE!

she's pretty dead for a hot chick

?
was she just a head?

did he serve you pancakes?

like the rest of Regis Philbin's career:
this wasn't really necessary but ok, you're not bothering me so…wotevah…

is this good?
i'm not sure.

caption for the picture:
C'mere asshole! Let's manhug like assholes! Yeah! You feel so good in my arms…

ok, I just read the rest of it…
"Man the fuck up and do the right thing by these kids." - really, nicely constructed sentence, I'm saying it aloud to myself and it still makes no sense.
He's going to play smaller places? like when the Stones come to town & they play some little club to prove they're still connected to…

unstoppable PURPLE pop machine
I like this.
unstoppable purple people-eating pop machine. yeh, now you got it.
unstable unstoppable purple people-eating hyphenated pop machine. no wait,

doesn't he have a brother?

is he balancing a rubber ball on his nose?