snaps at lazy oafs 'till they fall in love with her?
you make her sound like a chihuhua.

Boys, what are you whispering about?

Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems: is it me, or does this sound like some kind of existentialist porno?

uh-oh!
the Shitty Bus blew up!

SHAAAYYYNNNEEE!
COME BACK, SHAYNE!

haiku for Monday
Hanna is running
and adapting too, I guess
Run Hanna, don't die!

GRAVITAS!
oh wait…wrong Sutherland.

Roth is bald.

That's no moon……it's Sammy Hagar…

someone has to ask: Are the Van Haliens into the anal probe?
I almost mis-typed that: alan probe. What's that even?

The Motherfucking Coast Guard?

do you like any Japanese theater?
what's your favorite kind of Japanese theater?

Klugman is teriffic! Klugman is fantastic! Klugman is……KLUGMAN!

no actually Clint Easwood has the power to see the future. Unfortunately he uses his power to make movies about tragedies that are about to happen to former Imperialist island nations.
most people don't know that.

I heard Japan was getting ready for the 33rd Anniversary celebration of The China Syndrome.
I'm fond'a Fonda!

well, this is cheerful.

Monday with Gunhold:
will this involve a flying moose & a talking squirrel?

if you're the Lenny Bruce of our generation
please take a heroin overdose and leave the rest of us alone.

Monday with Gunhold:
nobody tells me what, when or why to drink.

Monday with Gunhold:
so what will be the bad pun title of the inevitable porn-spoof of this?